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Week 8 NFC North Roundup

Posted by cjsiewert on November 2, 2010 – 5:43 am

The Vikings suffered another tough setback with the 28-18 loss to the New England Patriots on Sunday afternoon – their 2nd consecutive loss and 5th on the season. And every other team in the NFC North – besides the Chicago Bears (bye) – was in action on Sunday, changing the layout of the divisional standings. So let’s take a look…

The Green Bay Packers entered Sunday’s matchup against the NY Jets tied atop the division with the Bears at 4-3, but took over sole possession with a 9-0 shutout victory over the Jets in East Rutherford, N.J.

Packers QB Aaron Rodgers had a dismal performance by his standards (251.4 passing yards per game), completing 15 of 34 attempts for 170 yards and 0 TDs, but 3 FGs by K Mason Crosby was all the Packers needed to defeat the Jets. The Packers defense held the Jets scoreless and allowed the NY offense to reach the red zone only once. LB Desmond Bishop paced the Packers stingy defense with 10 tackles.

Green Bay moved to 5-3 on the season – 1 win ahead of Chicago – and will host a struggling Dallas Cowboys (1-6) team next Sunday night at Lambeau Field.

In a game that could be considered as a polar opposite to Green Bay’s victory over the Jets, the Detroit Lions welcomed back their starting QB, Matthew Stafford, to a 37-25 victory over the Washington Redskins at Ford Field on Sunday.

Stafford, who played for the first time since injuring his right shoulder in Week 1, recorded a monster comeback performance, completing 26 of 45 passes for 212 yards and 4 TDs. Calvin Johnson was Stafford’s favorite target by hauling in a career-high 3 TDs on 9 receptions for 101 yards.

The Detroit defense tallied 6 sacks – 2.0 each provided by Cliff Avril, Kyle Vanden Bosch and Ndamukong Suh. Suh also returned a fumble recovery 17 yards for a TD with 1:45 remaining in the game that provided the knockout blow to the Redskins.

The Lions improved to 2-5 and will host the NY Jets on Sunday.

Here are the NFC North standings after Week 8:

Packers 5-3
Bears 4-3
Vikings 2-5
Lions 2-5


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84 Responses to “Week 8 NFC North Roundup”

  1. By Vegas Viking on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    FIRE CHILDRESS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. By marcus on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    this is for the Dumb bone head coach of the year!!! chilly!!!! enjoy!

  3. By John on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    ANYONE REMEMBER THE MOVIE MAJOR LEAGUE with Charlie Sheen? I feel this is what the organization is doing. Let the team go down the dumps so they can move the team. Good luck tryin to move the team to CA. CA is so broke that they wont let another team in.

    For some stupid reason the organization gives him to much control. Now we are back to square 1 with noone to catch a ball. We still dont know when Sidney is coming back and even if he feels 100% is his body going to be ready for all that work since he has not worked out. Our season is done and we are going back to the days when FOX had to buy remaining tickets to not have a black out.

    For some other stupid reason, the Wilf’s dont listen to the fans. The fans have not been happy with Chilly for many many years. Give him credit to recruiting the drafts but beyong that, he has nothing of a head coach in him. Cant call a game cause he likes to keep running the ball. Cant use the challenge flag correctly and has NO trust in his players. Its bad when the players have given up on him.

  4. By Chilly Cheese Dog on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I really believe that bad things happen to bad people. Karma will eventually catch up to you. Think of what has happened since the final drive of the NFC championship game last year. This entire franchise has taken a 180 degree turn.

    That ship has been steered by two people – Favre and Chilly. Favre has been a nightmare since that dagger interception not only on the field but with his personal life. I understand that it’s not uncommon for NFL players to stray from their wives but he lead us to believe that he wasn’t one of those guys. The way he stood by his wife when she battled cancer and personal turmoil is all a show.

    Chilly on the other hand is one bad decision after another. He makes poor decisions on gameday and poor personnel decisions. 3rd rounder for Moss for a one month rental? You can see the desperation to save his job in every move he makes. Unfortunately every move he makes has him looking more and more desperate. It’s a vicious circle that he can’t and won’t get out of.

    Chilly’s next move should be to fire himself and take Favre with him. It’s the only way this insanity stops!!

  5. By marcus on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    this what i think of chilly the coach?

  6. By TWVIKE on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Randy is not on the waiver wire yet.

  7. By Pat the Viking on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    we also LOST a Draft pick

  8. By Mo on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Brad Childress is the worst coach ever!!! The Viking’s head office has know idea what they are doing. Releasing Randy Moss was a dumb move I would have let Brett go first! How is Harvin going to be open now, Moss opens the field he changes defensive alinements. This is very weak even for a team that has a history of being a bunch of losers!
    PS. I’ve been a fan since 1987 and this is by far the most disappointed season I’ve ever watch.

  9. By Ryan on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Childress, your play calling/design is uncreative, boring, (and worst of all) predictable. Your game management is lame and your post game interviews are a joke, “Another tough loss” and “a tough pill to swallow”? Give me a break; you say the same thing everytime… Randy Moss spoke honestly. and echoed what a majority of Vikings fans… are saying (and feel). Rather than release Moss, maybe you should admit you’re in over your head and resign.

    Mr. Wilf, Vikings fans are frustrated and tired of our team being run into the ground by this inept “leadership”… There are too many GREAT players on this team to be sitting here with a losing record; the problem is coaching… I’ve been a Vikings fan my entire life and endured some rough times, but enough is enough. I’m done supporting this organization through attending games and buying merchandise.

    I am NOT abandoning my team; my team has already abandoned me.

    Moss stays, Childress goes!!!

  10. By JimmyZ on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I cannot believe this second rate organization. I wish I could tell Mr. Wilf what I think. I hope he finally fires Childress, his act has worn thinner than Moss’s by far. He pointed out Chilly’s defects was simply the truth. Chilly obviously can’t call plays when he has a 4th and two and goes but stacks the interior, the O line is just not that good. The next challenge he wins will be the first. Bottom line is the state of MN is embarrassed by this team and organization. If the intent is to move the team to LA, good planning. Childress has got to GO!

  11. By Thomas on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Coach Chilly should be fired and bring in Defensive coordinator Frazier as are head coach. It is that simply even the owner is up set. Oh, one more thing after you fire the head coach get Randy Moss back in town because before he came to Minnesota the passing game was horrible. FIRE THE HEAD COACH!!!

  12. By gunner on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Well unless Rice is better, we are going to have the same issues we had at the start of the season – with no deep threat. As a Viking fan based across the pond – I have been wasting to many late nights watching a team struggling. Our defence seems lathergic and our secondary can not tackle or catch a ball. I was going to spend over £1000 to watch a game live, think I will keep it in my pocket. Plus side maybe in the draft we can get a decent game winning player or unless we trade it away with another dodgy deal.

  13. By Robins on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Sidney Rice should have had his surgery months ago so he wouldn’t miss any games. He is what we miss. He was spectacular! Sidney and Brett had it together. Why didn’t someone tell Sidney to have his surgery? As for Randy Moss, he misses easy catches. He hasn’t done anything great so why are people upset? Moss is so overrated!

  14. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    YOU MAY HATE ME, BUT HERE ARE SOME FACTS ON COACHES:——————Hank Stram, 3 time AFL Champion,131-97-10 Overall Record, 7 losing seasons including the last 4 of his career————————————————Bart Starr, Hall of Fame QB, 52-76-3 overall record, 9 seasons, 9 losing seasons—————————————————————————————Mike Shanahan (Chosen by some to be the savior of the Vikings)—————–150-102 Overall Record, 6 losing seasons, fired by 2 teams so far—————————————————————————————————————Lou Saban, former NFL player, 2 time AFL Champion, 95-99-7 Overall Record—6 straight losing seasons in a row (2 different teams were involved)————-Marty Schottenheimer 200-126-1, 6 losing seasons, fired by 4 teams————-===============================================================
    We need to have just a little more patient with Brad Childress who has only 2 losing seasons ( I count 8-8 as a losing season). This season is not over with yet.

  15. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    And it just goes on and on. 99.9% of all retired NFL coaches fall into this category of losing. Look up Don Shula, Chuck Noll, and other great coaches on Pro Football Reference if you don’t believe me. Lombardi and Allen are about the only exceptions. Yes, even Billy Belichick and Billy Parcells fall into this losing trend.

  16. By Fire 70's STASH on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Someone forgot to tell chilly dog that THIS IS MOSS COUNTRY.

  17. By Chilly Fails on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    FIRE CHILLY NOW!

  18. By martin on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    the problem is not how many winning or losing seasons a coach has…the problem is that based on last season going into this season management made wrong decision after wrong decision…this was not a rebuilding year…wrong players were added ,wrong players were let go …wrong game strategy used…when you are so close to the sb and the following year your team collapses because of many bad decisions than your coach has to take a major blame for it…

  19. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    What I am trying to show is that many, many franchises have made the mistake of hiring and firing year after year. This does not, in most cases, produce a winner.

  20. By wispurplehead on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    @fred…I have seen “koolaid” posters before, but you my friend are one crazy guy! I don’t know how long you have been holding this man-crush for chilly. The statements made by Dilfer on ESPN is spot on! Our coach is toast and over his head(bald as it is). As a fan of this club for more years than I care to talk about, I will not follow if a CA move is made.

  21. By Rick James on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    @ F Jones – Yes, every coach takes their lumps but there is one huge difference between Chilly and the guys you mentioned. Chilly has completely lost his players! There is nobody in that locker room ready to fight and play hard for him and it shows! And now after letting Moss go he has the players “livid”. I read one report that Percy stormed out of the locker room and had to be talked in to coming back. What’s next? Is the stache gonna cut him too? This guy is a MORON with the biggest M you could ever imagine! The team has talent coming out of their ears but the coach cant find a way to utilize it or get it to perform on the field! That is the sign of a BAD COACH! All we can hope for is for Wilf to wake up and get rid of Chilly before the waiver wire deadline at 4 pm today, or this season is completely lost! And lets face it, this is the most(and best) realistic shot as a franchise that we have in the next 10-20 years because we are up against father time with alot of our stars. No more Favre after this year, the Williams wall will be torn down, and guys like Shiancoe, Jared, Hendo, Leber, Winfield, and Mckinnie will all be 1 year older. Not to mention guys like Edwards, and Greenway in their contract years! If they dont make the move and drop the stache then you can get used to the LA Vikings…Wait…probly not…They will be renamed and you can get used to AP, Percy, Sidney Rice all in different uniforms in a different city. Way to go Vikings, you have succesfully ruined my fandom…

  22. By Robins on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    For Childress to dump Moss, he obviously knows things that we don’t. We never have all of the facts. Plus, Moss is not that good. Moss country? I think of it as Vikings country. It takes a whole team to win or lose and Moss has helped win one out of four games. Whooppee.

  23. By Chilly Fails on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Fred we haven’t fired anyone year after year, and yet year after year Chilly makes tons of bone headed moves. One being not having Adrian Peterson on the field ALL DAY. He should have 150 yards minimum a game EASY.

  24. By Fire 4 eyes!!!! on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Zigi tell Chilly that we want his resignation by noon!!!

  25. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    The franchises that keep their coaches are the ones that win. The Vikings were ranked #4 ALL-TIME in winning percentage at the end of last season. (I am sure they are still in the top 5) In 50 years the Vikings have had only 7 coaches!!! The other franchise in the top five were the Cowboys, Raiders, Packers, and I can’t remember the other one. If you look at their record of hiring and firing, you will note that DURING THE YEARS THEY WON, there were very few changes in coaches. You have to stick to a coach, and a system to get the rewards.

  26. By vikeforever on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I don’t know about the rest of you Viking fans, but I would love to hear from the owners on this whole mess. Chilly has been talking on behalf of management and the owners. Lets hear it form the Wilfs. Is he happy with the Vikes record so far, is he concerned that his organization looks like a national joke, is he going to endorse his coach’s decisions…the fans who support them should have a right to know where this team is heading…

  27. By Fire 4 eyes!!!! on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    The Ship is sinking every man for himself!!!!!!

  28. By DH on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Childress and Farve have been a disaster. At the end of the day, Farve hasn’t delivered what he came here to do. Bottom line he did not lead MN to a Super Bowl last year and certainly will not this year. Farve tells the media last week that NO-ONE needs to tell him how I played—-rip on his head coach-it is evident to me that Farve runs this team—-Childress does not have a personality that a player responds well to. He is F-ing socially inept and deep down, as arrogant as Farve. Farves’ ego is absolutely toxic and disgusting and he has been given too much credit, results baby, is what matters-PERIOD! I am glad Moss spoke up, at least he has the guts to do so and apparently cares enough to have a strong opinion…..FYI to the Wilfs-I like what you are all about but Farve and Childress disgusted me so much prior to the start of last year that I cancelled my 15 year-4 seats-end zone tickets. Farve is all about himself and Childress couldn’t sell himself out of a wet paper bag if his life depended on it. In this order and all within one day, please consider:

    • Bring Randy Back
    • Cut Farve
    • Fire Childress

    Someone once told me “it can be slow and painful or fast and painful” I picked fast and painful ever since!!!!

  29. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    What?

  30. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Okay quickly now:

    Between 1989 and 1996 the Patriots hired 4 Head Coaches and wound up firing them all. Of those 4 coaches only Bill Parcells had anything close to a winning season. (and he had 5-11 and 6-10 seasons between those winning seasons) to be continued.

  31. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    All 4 of the coaches mentioned w/ the Patriots during 1989 to 1996 were either in the Pro Football Hall of Fame or College Football Hall of Fame, except for Rod Rust who was a winning coach in the CFL.

    Yet all of these coaches lost with the Patriots!!!

    Keep the Coach.

  32. By DH on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Hire Brewster-at least he can motivate, even in the worst of times!

  33. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I could write a book about Coaches and why it’s a smarter, in most cases, to keep the coach rather than fire them. This blog will not allow anyone to take alot of time typing. So I cannot write all of the facts down. The information is in the Pro Football Reference under coaches. Examine the records of famous coaches. Almost all of them have losing seasons. Even the Hall of Fame coaches. It is silly to fire Brad Childress after all the success he has had with the Minnesota Vikings. I’m sure he’s not worried. A coach like him can always find another coaching job. It will be our loss.

  34. By Frederick Jones on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    No time for witty banter on this blog. I’m done for the day!!!

  35. By Childress Sucks! on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Fire Childress!!!!

  36. By Rick James on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Cowboys, Raiders, Packers…and now Vikings. That is who Freddie is saying is in the top 5 winning percentages of all time, and history shows we should keep our coach. Are you kidding me??? The last time any of those teams won a Super Bowl it was the Packers in 96, with Favre at the helm! At the end of the day winnig percentage can be thrown out the window because the Vikes are in the top 5 and you can count their Super Bowl titles with no fingers! It is about championships at the end of the day and the Vikings will not sniff one with Childress! Nobody will play for the idiot!!!!

  37. By arahn on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Fredrick Jones
    I don’t understand why you go on being an apologist for Chilly. He has been a train-wreck of a coach. You stick with a coach in the bad years when the coach knows what he is doing. When a coach is an egomaniac who continually makes stupid moves (cutting players we should keep/ retaining players we shouldn’t, combing the nfl for receivers that we aren’t using (Baskett) and then cutting Moss after 3 games ’cause he pointed-out that that NE was a much better coached team (knowing Moss, his remarks are no surprise and Chilly should have known that when he was signed — we desperately needed a WR and Wilf went out to get Moss and this is what Chilly does after?!!!??). I don’t understand what it is that makes you want to keep Clink here so he can finish wrecking this team. It wasn’t Chilly who made the team great last few years but it is Chilly who has wrecked the team.

  38. By Rick James on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    As for DH, if you are going to bash a legend at least spell his name right…

  39. By CommonSense on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    FIRE CHILDRESS NOW !!!

  40. By wispurplehead on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    My goodness, ANY coach could come up with a winning season with the weapons and staff this club holds. We win in spite of chilly! When real coaching is required, he falls flat on his head. Need I remind about a “twelve men” call AFTER a timeout….enough of the “witty” comments please! Plus, as is being stated on ESPN right now…Moss was liked in the locker room! To put it simply, Farve and Moss are both future HOF’s and both have a problem with chilly….what does that tell you??? Wake up and smell the coffee!!!!

  41. By PurpleParody on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    And now, after the greät hít síngle I am cõming oüt with my first Parõdy albúm. I will start with the one you all alreády knòw and lóve: Líttle Phîlly Chïlly to the tûne of Líttle Wílly by Swèet:

    Mòss trïèd, Fävrè trïèd,
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wèärs thèm dòwn änd äll thè Vïkïngs ïn tòwn,
    Rûnnïng òr Thròwïng
    Chïlly drïvès thèm cräzy wïth hïs pläys änd thät läcklüstèr fròwn

    Fävrè pássèd òncè änd wäs fèèlïng älrïght
    Thèn hè cònvïncèd Chïlly thät hè cän läst äll nïght
    1st Dòwn, 2nd dòwn, fäïl änòthèr dòwn

    ‘Cäûsè lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . GÒ HÒMÈ!
    Bût yòû cän’t pûsh Chïlly òût,
    Chïlly wòn’t gò!
    Try fòrcïn’ Zïgï’s händ bût, òh nò!
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . . . GÒ HÒMÈ!

    Ûp-fïèld, dòwn-fïèld,
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly drïvès thèm mäd wïth hïs dûmbèd-dòwn stylè,
    Ïnsïdè, òûtsïdè, Chïlly jûst lòòks sïlly wïth hïs còmplètè ûttèr läck òf gûïlè

    Nò ònè wïll gïvè Chïlly ä chäncè ät äll,
    Bût läûgh Chïlly läûgh,
    hè dòn’t cärè ät äll
    1st Dòwn, 2nd dòwn, fäïl änòthèr dòwn.

    ‘Cäûsè lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . GÒ HÒMÈ!
    Bût yòû cän’t pûsh Chïlly òût,
    Chïlly wòn’t gò!
    Try fòrcïn’ Zïgï’s händ bût, òh nò!
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . . . GÒ HÒMÈ!

    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t
    Chïlly wòn’t, Chïlly wòn’t
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t
    Chïlly wòn’t, Chïlly wòn’t
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t
    Chïlly wòn’t, Chïlly wòn’t
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t
    Chïlly wòn’t, Chïlly wòn’t

    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . GÒ HÒMÈ!
    Bût yòû cän’t pûsh Chïlly òût,
    Chïlly wòn’t gò!
    Try fòrcïn’ Zïgï’s händ bût, òh nò!
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . . . GÒ HÒMÈ!

    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . GÒ HÒMÈ!
    Bût yòû cän’t pûsh Chïlly òût,
    Chïlly wòn’t gò!
    Try fòrcïn’ Zïgï’s händ bût, òh nò!
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . . . GÒ HÒMÈ!

    (fädè òût)
    Lïttlè Phîlly Chïlly wòn’t . GÒ HÒMÈ!
    Bût yòû cän’t pûsh Chïlly òût,
    Chïlly wòn’t gò!
    Try fòrcïn’ Zïgï’s händ bût, òh nò!

  42. By PurpleParody on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Followed up with one written specifically for the performance this week.
    Párõdy õf “Yõû Máy Bè Rîght” by Bîlly Jõèl

    “Î Máy Bè Rîght” în thè wõrds õf Brád Chîldrèss áftèr thè gámè-7 lõss în 2010

    Sûndáy nîght, Î cráshèd yõûr párty
    Thèn Mõndáy Î blámèd Brètt Fárvèy
    Sûndáy cámè ánd my wîts shõwèd ûp ágáîn
    Î õvèrwõrkèd thè rûn
    Ánd thèn înjûrèd õûr bîg gûn
    Ánd wè wèrèn’t èvèn clõsè tõ wînnîng fõr á chángè

    Î’vè bèèn bõrîng yõû wîth my dry tõnè,
    My bráîn îs õût õn èxtèndèd lõán,
    Î cõáchèd thè Vîkîngs tõ á lõss ágáîn.
    Ánd yõû dõn’t wánt mè álîvè,
    Bût Î gõt lõss nûmbèr fîvè,
    Sõ yõû sáîd thát õnly prõvès thát Î’m însánè

    Yõû máy bè rîght,
    Î máy bè crázy
    Bût ît jûst máy bè á lûnátîc yõû’rè lõõkîng fõr
    Fáll tõ my mîght!
    Yõû knõw yõû crávè mè,
    Î máy bè wrõng bût fõr áll Î knõw
    Î’m álwáys rîght!

    Rèmèmbèr hõw Î lèft yõû thèrè
    Scrèámîng în yõûr gámè-rõõm cháîr
    Î gávè yõû èxcûsès lîkè á chîld
    Î pût ûs în á jám,
    Î jûst mákè yõû scrèám dàmn!
    Cáûsè yõû’rè stûck wátchîng my mádnèss fõr áwhîlè

    Nõw thînk õf áll thè yèárs yõû trîèd tõ
    Fînd á cõách tõ sátîsfy yõû
    Î’m nõt thát cõách fõr yõû tõdáy
    Î ám crázy ît îs trûè
    Bècáûsè Î’m õût tõ scrèw yõû
    Ánd yõû õnly wánt mè tõ gõ áwáy

    Yõû máy bè rîght,
    Î máy bè crázy
    Bût ît jûst máy bè á lûnátîc yõû’rè lõõkîng fõr
    Fáll tõ my mîght!
    Yõû knõw yõû crávè mè,
    Î máy bè wrõng bût fõr áll Î knõw
    Î’m álwáys rîght!

    Î máy bè wrõng bût fõr áll Î knõw
    Î ám álwáys rîght!
    Î máy bè wrõng bût fõr áll Î knõw
    Î ám álwáys rîght!
    Î máy bè wrõng bût fõr áll Î knõw
    Î ám álwáys rîght!
    Î máy bè wrõng bût fõr áll Î knõw
    Î ám álwáys rîght!

  43. By PurpleParody on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    And now a song written as if it came from the mouth of the man you all know and love, Chilly himself.
    Pärõdy õf “Scõtty Dõèsn’t Knõw” by Lüsträ frõm thè mõvîè Èürõtrîp

    “Chîlly Dõèsn’t Knõw”

    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Thät hè cännõt sèè
    Whät ît täkès tõ wîn õn thè gämè-däy

    Hè’s älwäys õn ä sèärch
    Fõr ä rèäsõn tõ thrõw
    Hîs rèd fläg õn ä whîm, büt…

    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Thät hîs cälls äll blõw
    Gõ tõ hèll Chîlly!
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Hîs bräîn’s jüst sõ slõw
    GÕ TÕ HÈLL CHÎLLY!

    Hîs tõp QB îs älwäys flõppîng
    Wîth thät înjürèd fõõt hè’s älwäys hõppîng

    Cüz Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Thät hè îs õür fõè
    Cännõt cõäch ä prõ
    Tõ rün, cätch õr thrõw
    Gõ tõ Hèll Chîlly
    Chîlly’s ä dõ-dõ…
    LÈT’S SÈLL CHÎLLY!

    Äll õf hîs cälls ärè stîll büstîng,
    Whîlè Brètt Fävrè cõntînüès rüstîng

    Î wänt tõ äsk îf hè’s èvèr shõwn
    Îf hè’s gõt õnè smärt bõnè
    Büt hîs bräîn’s sõ smäll änd hè knõws nõthîng
    NÕTHÎNG!!!

    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Hè hît hîs plätèäü
    Jüst ä yèär ägõ
    Lèt’s Sèll Chîlly
    Cüz Chîlly’s Gõttä gõõõõõ…..
    GÕ TÕ HÈLL CHÎLLY!!!

    Hè’ll älwäys scõrè bèlõw
    Èvèry tèäm älthõügh,
    Èxpèctätîõns ärè lõw
    Chîlly’s Gõttä Gõõõõõõõõõ….

    Hè jüst fõrgõt hè bõüght
    Rändy tõ gèt üs õn tõp
    Fõr ä thîrd tîmè în ä rõw
    Scrèämîng sõ lõüd cüz…Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Hè wîll nèvèr grõw

    Hè’s ä sückèr èvèry gämè-däy,

    Hè’s äbõüt tõ sèw,
    Õür hõpès shüt yõü knõw,
    Fõr ä bõwl tõ shõw
    Wè dõn’t älwäys blõw!
    Lèt’s Sèll Chîlly
    Chîlly’s gõttä gõõõõõõ….

    Chîlly wîll knõw,
    Chîlly häs tõ knõw,
    Chîlly’s gõttä knõw
    Gõnnä tèll Chîlly
    Gõnnä tèll hîm mysèlf

    Chîlly häs tõ knõw
    Chîlly häs tõ knõw
    Chîlly häs tõ
    Chîlly häs tõ
    Chîlly häs tõ gõ!

    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    (Lèt’s Sèll Chîlly)
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    (Gõnnä sèll Chîlly)
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw…
    Chîlly’s gõttä gõ!

    [Crõwd Chäntîng]
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw
    Chîlly dõèsn’t knõw

  44. By PurpleParody on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    sorry – the previous one was from the mouth of chilly…but I’m sure that was obvious…so I’ll continue with the next one, which isn’t exactly my favorite, but still deserves to be heard.
    Pãrõdy õf “Bîlly Jèãn” by Mîchãèl Jãcksõn

    “Chîlly’s D”

    Hè wãnts tõ lõõk lîkè Chãrlîè Shèèn frõm ã mõvîè scènè
    Î sãîd “dõn’t cãrè, büt whãt dõ yõü mèãn thèy ãrè thè õnès?”
    Ãt ã glãncè, frõm thè dõõr, Î jüst frõwnèd

    Î sãîd “Thèy ãrè nõ õnè,
    Wè cãn chãncè, tõ dõ mõrè, thãn rün ãrõünd”

    Hè tõld mè thèy wèrè cãllèd “Chîlly’s D” ãs hè cãüsèd ã scènè
    Thèn èvèry hèãd türnèd wîth èyès thãt drèãmèd õf bèîng thè õnès
    Wîth thèîr pãnts, õn thè flõõr, õn thè grõünd!

    Pèõplè ãlwãys tõld mè
    Bè cãrèfül õf whãt yõü dõ
    Ãnd dõn’t gõ ãrõünd brèãkîng yõüng kîds’ hèãrts
    Ãnd mõthèr ãlwãys tõld mè
    Bè cãrèfül õf whõ yõü shõvè
    Ãnd bè cãrèfül õf whãt yõü dõ
    Cãüsè yõür èyè mîght mèèt thèîr hõõf!

    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr
    Ît’s jüst ã chürl thãt wãs õnly sîgnèd fõr hîs fün
    Büt thè kîds ãrè ãll õütdõnè
    Thãt’s õnè bîg lîè èvèryõnè
    Cãüsè thè kîds cãn’t èvèn rün!

    Fõr fõrty dãys ãnd fõrty nîghts
    Thè fãns wèrè õn hîs sîdè
    Büt whõ cãn stãnd whèn hè’s sõ blãnd
    Wîth hîs schèmès ãnd plãns

    Wîth hîs pãnts, õn thè flõõr, õn thè grõünd

    Jüst lõõk ãt thè füll prîcè,
    Thèn dècîdè îf thèy wîll ãll süffîcè
    Dõ Thînk Twîcè

    Hè sãîd thãt mãybè thèy’d ènhãncèd thèîr spèèd
    Thèn hè lõõkèd ãt mè ãnd shõwèd ã phõtõ thãt prõvèd thãt hè lîèd
    Hîs èyès lõõkèd ãt mînè
    Õ nõ, drõppèd hîs pãnts, õn thè flõõr, õn thè grõünd

    Pèõplè ãlwãys tõld mè
    Bè cãrèfül õf whãt yõü dõ
    Ãnd dõn’t gõ ãrõünd brèãkîng yõüng kîds’ hèãrts

    Hè cãmè ãnd stõõd rîght by mè
    Spõrtîng hîs Früît õf thè Lõõms
    Wîth pîctürès õf Lõõnèy Tünès
    Ãnd Î cãllèd hîm ã büffõõn!

    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr
    Ît’s jüst ã chürl thãt wãs õnly sîgnèd fõr hîs fün
    Büt thè kîds ãrè ãll õütdõnè
    Thãt’s õnè bîg lîè èvèryõnè
    Cãüsè thè kîds cãn’t èvèn rün!

    Thãt’s õnè bîg lîè èvèryõnè
    Cãüsè thè kîds cãn’t èvèn rün!

    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr
    Ît’s jüst ã chürl thãt wãs õnly sîgnèd fõr hîs fün
    Büt thè kîds ãrè ãll õütdõnè
    Thãt’s õnè bîg lîè èvèryõnè
    Cãüsè thè kîds cãn’t èvèn rün!

    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr
    Ît’s jüst ã chürl thãt wãs õnly sîgnèd fõr hîs fün
    Büt thè kîds ãrè ãll õütdõnè
    Thãt’s õnè bîg lîè èvèryõnè
    Cãüsè thè kîds cãn’t èvèn rün!

    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr
    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr
    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr
    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr
    Chîlly’s D cãnnõt pãss cõvèr

  45. By arahn on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    PurpleParody
    Nice writing, are you….did you write song for the Vikes last year? Were you in a Superbowl half time show a few years ago? trying to figure out if you are who I think you are.

  46. By PurpleParody on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Sorry arahn, I’m not. I’m just an unemployed Vikings Fan that is fed up with the way the team has been coached. I’ve always been a fan of parodies myself (Weird Al is my Favorite artist!) and ‘fire childress’ inspired me to strat putting some together.

  47. By Justin on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Looks like the Lions are poised to takeover 3rd place in our division. Man, and I thought Tice was bad…

  48. By Skol Vikes on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    To Zygi Wilf:
    Fire Childress. Stop Moss waiver. Address media with intentions to salvage season and move Leslie Frazier to head coach!!

  49. By fran on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I am totally agree with Skol Vikes

  50. By fran on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I am a Viking fan, but from Puerto Rico (Caribe) I was living in MN 1992-93 and I loved, particularly the people and the U of M.
    I will go to MN with my family and 3 friends (vikings fans too) during November.
    We want to now if is any possibility to see the team in the practice and take photos and signature.
    Please help us

  51. By Fire 4 eyes!!!! on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    We want Chilly on a plater by lunch.

  52. By Chilly Fails on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I thought Red McCombs was bad.

  53. By Donny on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I’m with Skol Vikes here!!!

  54. By Eugene on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I am die hard win or lose Vikings and it pains me to say this…but you can stick a fork in us we are done. Childress has decieved me. Promote Leslie Frazier. Take a chance on Joe Webb this season we have nothing to lose at this point. Yup, Childress my friend, you are the weakest link goodbye!

  55. By Dave on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    CHILLY WILLY IS AND IDIOT NEEDING TO GO BACK TO PHILLY!!

    MOST OVER RATED COACH I HAVE SEEN HERE.. HECK, AT LEAST TICE HAD MY RESPECT EVEN THOUGH HE WASNT WORTH A PENNY PAID TO HIM!!

  56. By Bruce on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    DH, you’re an IDIOT! Favre has not been the problem, Favre has been giving 200% and more than half those turnovers are a result of poor protection, bad blitz pickup, receivers not running routes right, receivers dropping b a l l s and receivers not catching the b a l l s and receivers letting the ball fly through their hands. YOU SHOULD BE CUT AS A FAN DH!!!

  57. By Viking4life73 on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Fire Chilly, the timing is perfect.

  58. By Viking4life73 on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    @ F Jones, the other 4 teams you mentioned have all won multiple superbowls, we have not won a single one. Vikings fans are sick of winning team and losing in the playoffs. We deserve better, and Chilly is not better, he is a cancer to this whole organization and the fan base!

  59. By VIKING IN NEW HAMPSHIRE on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    fire the coaches the d and o coaches no blitzes means no sacks , no line blocking means no run game or pass game, clean house!

  60. By childress sux on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    LOS ANGELES VIKINGS

  61. By Skol Vikes on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    @childress sux – no way dude you’re crazy wtf is that gonna solve. We already gave them the Lakers.

  62. By Ironman on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Vikings season is done, they waived Moss and Percy Harvin has a serious ankle injury and is unlikely to be back so this team has no real threats and its over!!sad to say but w e will fall under Childress’ leadership to the struggling Cards

  63. By Ironman on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

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    COPY AND PASTE IF YOU AGREE

  64. By Ironman on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Fraizer sucks too he needs to BLITZ and have a stronger LINE BLOCKING for the run game this is basics and pathetic

  65. By Viking Ken on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    It is very clear that a head coach Childress is not. He cannot make a decision on the spot or know how to use the players he has. To let Moss go over his comments is a great big mistake. He was there to help. To give heads up to the team on the plays to come and to be ignored would make anyone fustrated. This year is a waste and alot of money went to a hurt Quarterback with lots of talent but hurt none the less. A team can defence a limited person way more than a person with full capabilities. I would not blame Jackson on giving up on this team either. I am a viking by heart but this team is not playing like a true Viking of old. Fire Childress.

  66. By sean on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/fire-brad-childress.html let your keystrokes be heard

  67. By JohnnyBizzle on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    No lie, Childress is turning into the worst coach. He throws Farve under the bus, and now gets moss releived. What statement does this send to the rest of the players. Dont talk back about me, cause I will kick you off. Fire him please.

  68. By TWVIKE on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Who is going to draw double coverage now? We are right back to the begining, Favre will have nobody to throw to. 8-9 in the box for AP. Punt on 1st down.

  69. By TWVIKE on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Brad blames cheer-leaders for loss at home against Arizona. In his presser he stated that the squad was a major distraction to the team. On Monday Brad put the entire squad on waivers. Why? Their b00bies wre hanging out.

  70. By Joel on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Chilly will be ok, it’s Favre who is doing you. Once that is realized, you can go back to being the vikings.

  71. By jcp5879 on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I’m 31 years old and been a vikings fan since 1992 and this is the worst season ever not only are you going loose fan but the Wilf’s are going to loose money because no body wants to see a team with our reccord. NO NEW STADIUM for us. The people that live in Minnesota are NOT GOING TO SUPPORT IT. I think you need to get rid of CHILDRESS now and keep moss and let farve retire. The Wilf’s I think that if your family does this you might save your new stadium but if your family stays with same players and coaches. I know I’m not only one that wont support team.. which looses money for your family..

  72. By Rick on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Ziggy u could be such a HERO right now

  73. By fire childress on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    i’m just waiting for Mike W. to write another story about what a great coach chilly is

  74. By Rick on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    How did this bad dream happen? This is so depressing, the planes going down, theres no parachutes, Chilly is the pilot. Ziggy could be such a HERO right now. COMMON MAN!!!!! ZIGGY BE THE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FIRE THE M F

  75. By fire childress on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    there is a chance Chilly gets fired with a Arizona loss, but it will be too late by then. we will be out of the playoff race

  76. By fire childress on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Chilly is going to replace moss with his impressive 11.9 second forty yard dash speed and draw double coverage

  77. By Conner on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    Wow! Did anyone think Moss was going to win Mr. Congeniality? Of course not, for someone to release comments about Moss’s behavior last Friday over catering. THis sort of dumb stuff happens a lot and never sees the light of day. I’m disappointed the Vikings are going the low road with character assassination of Moss. He didn’t get brought in to tell his teammates which fork they should use for salad, and which one for the entree. I’m sure the purple are not made up of 53 choir boys. Chilly should be ashamed of what he’s doing. So few players on that team are playing up to their ability that when someone does step out of line, no one can call them on it, because they aren’t living up to expectations themselves.

  78. By Rick on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    I liked the one about Chilly doing the deer in the head lights look, and then if u could work in twiching cheeks and that look of bewilderment would be perfect.COMMON ZIGGY BE THE HERO FIRE THE M F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  79. By fire childress on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    will the game even sell out sunday? i’m not going. not with Chilly there

  80. By fire childress on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    what’s really going to be bad is if Green Bay picks Moss up. fire Chilly now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. By soldier1986 on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    wow everbody is wanting favre gone now. the only true leader on the team. peace im out. this is bogus

  82. By soldier1986 on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    DH you are dumber than sh!t. favre did lead us to the nfc championsip. where were you all season? and that game was not favre’s fault. favre was the only one keeping us in that game on offense. chilly lost it. and this year…..our line is the worst in the league right now. favre has an average of 1.5 to 2 seconds to throw the ball or get rid of it. favre is playing like a warrior out there and you consantly bash him. your douche

  83. By fire childress on Nov 2, 2010 | Reply

    chilly presser<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>> well…….ummmmmm…. i let Randy Moss go today…because he made a comment about the meal today….ummmm…we will play 10 men on offense because we have no replacement for him…..i might suit up and give it a try……i might be letting AP go to Green Bay next week for a 7th round draft pick…..

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